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moisty

a chick who a guy finds really attractive.
a chick who is hot and wet hot
fuck man, did you see that chick last night at the party, she was a moisty
by ally456 February 26, 2009
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get your moisty out

Slang for "show us your vagina."

Aka drop a flap, show us your vag, show us your axe wound.
Hey sluts, get your moisty out!
by getyourmoistyout November 8, 2010
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Moises

(n) Usually of Hispanic origin, known for being a fun lovable and having artistic abilities, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion; and also extremely social and friendly to everyone; though a numerous number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him.

(v)very social handsome and kind
Guy: oh my god Moises is a show off
Girl : your just Jealous because he can pull girls unlike you.
by Unknown3256 March 15, 2017
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tight moisty

A very young good looking girl that you want to have (sex) with, in hopes that she is very tight and moist.
Yo matt, we got a tight moisty spotting at our 10 o clock.
by TM specialist September 25, 2006
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moisty

adj: to become sexually aroused (for a woman)
"That man made me all moisty."
by breivegan August 12, 2003
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Moishy, Drink your juice box!

1. Shut up and be quiet, you're an embarassment.
A. Do I look fat in this shirt?
A. No really I think I look fat in it.
A. Guys, do you think I should change?

B. Moishy, Drink your juice box.
by Dweiss August 25, 2005
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moisty

female equivalent of a 'stiffy' or hard-on and ONE of the ways in which a lady-boner manifests, the moisty is simply referring to the moisture that occurs when a female is very pleased to see someone.
Cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: "Miss the movie is over. Can you please leave? I need to clean up before the next session."

her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."

him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."

her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."
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