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A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
by bookfraud April 1, 2015
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Moistism

An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
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Moistology

The study of all things moist.
"In order to make the most perfect cake, you need to study moistology for 4 years."
by The Moistologist March 30, 2017
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Moisty

A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.
Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.
by Jazpur September 30, 2012
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moistcr1tikal

MoistCr1itikal is a world-renowned streamer/youtuber/chess player, who is best known for his major acting role in 'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 '(2012) and voice acting role in the animated masterpiece 'Killer Bean Forever' (2009). Aside from occasional acting roles, he spends a majority of his time streaming on Twitch or making YouTube videos. With 9.74 Million subscribers as of January 2022, his straight-faced demeanour mixed with his unique sense of humour makes him one of the greatest content creators on the internet.
"Do you watch moistcr1tikal?"
"Hell yeh! He was really good in The Hunger Games"
by usernameNOTfound03 January 10, 2022
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moistback

A way of saying "wetback" without infuriating all the mexicans in the general area.
Guy 1: Hey look at all those moistbacks working in the back of that KFC
Guy 2: HAHA how pathetic!
by Derek Chongalong August 26, 2007
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Moist Chalk Board

When one gentleman ejaculates on the chest of a young lady that has breasts which are AA or smaller
by jello132 March 12, 2015
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