Des Moines Double Dip

When the man shits in an unsuspecting female’s mouth and forces her to swallow. He then sticks his dick down her throat to make her throw up. He then makes her eat the vomit containing the shit

My girl broke up with me because I gave her the ol’ Des Moines Double Dip

by Mike_Litoris_69 April 4, 2019

des moines

actually, according to Jack Kerouac, in his novel, On The Road, Des Moines is home to the most beautiful women in the world. Plus it is straight up gangsta!

Yo, let's chill in the DMI (Des Moines) tonight, bitch!

by Timmy Sanders April 14, 2006

prodding the mince

When one penetrates so far during anal sex, that they actually reach the recipitants intestines, hence 'mince'. the anal equivalent of deep throat

"Where's Jamie?"
"Dunno, probably prodding the mince with josh"

by raggedy ass mofo October 28, 2008

mincer

A man who is extremely camp. Not necessarily gay, but definitely exhibiting tendencies towards the feminine. Primarily slang used in England.

Look at that bloke, he's a real mincer.

by Atropos September 24, 2005

Des Moines

The capital of the state of Iowa; pronounced "duh moyn" NOT "dez moyn-ez."

"Let's go to Dez Moinez"

"Huh?"

"Oh sorry. I mean, Des Moines."

by Pseudonym121 August 6, 2009

string of mince

When ones clitoris protrudes out from ones vaginal flaps.

Dave:"Ah mate that lass lastnite had a proper hanging mot like?"

Leanne:"Eee man a string of mince everything should be nice a tucked away"

by Dr Obson November 10, 2007

mincer pincer

Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.

Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.

by The Spike February 22, 2007