mohawk

A hairstyle second only to the emo swoop among anal-jousting flamers.

Soon you'll realize that the pay in the tatoo parlor is not enough to support a human being, & shave that shit off.

Last night, I held on to Bob's mohawk so I could administer the perfect donkeypunch.

by John Heinz Kerry April 12, 2005

mohawk

one of the most over-rated, ugly hair-styles that has ever existed on this planet...often a favourite for try-hard losers

if that guy in the example pic that goes by the name of Andy Cancer grew some hair...he'd be hot as...really a shame huh

by steph February 24, 2005

mohawk

where ur shave ur hair on both sides and leave this v shaped hair in the middle

He's got a mohawk.

by gcrocks June 18, 2003

mohawk

A hairstyle in which the sides of the head are shaved and the remaining hair in the middle of the scalp is worn spiked up. Often associated with punks. Such a hairstyle also has a way of making a fellow look gay.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,Harun,Uriah,Hayden,Harvey,Harold,Jason,Fargo,Theo and Ulysees all just got mohawks. Are they punks or gays?
Best friends Jake and Dwayne and their gay husbands Keith and Kevin all have mohawks. They have even made a video of themselves,entitled "Jake and Keith,and Dwayne and Kevin-gays with mohawks.

by JMC70 October 16, 2017

mohawk

Favorite hairstyle of anarchists, punks, losers, etc. A mohawk can usually be found where the outcasts of the outcast crowd hang out: like in an inner-city alley, or at Berkley-U. Male individuals with mohawks usually don't have a job or a girlfriend, usually have a boyfriend, and most likely hate their parents.

If you have mohawk you should be thrown in prison and send to a re-education camp.

by craivenmorhed April 9, 2008

Lawn Mohawk

Tall strip of grass left behind when you don't mow tight to the previous row.

Doug: Wow Tom! Your yard looks terrible! Look at all the lawn mohawks you have. Were you drunk or something?
Tom: I know. It's awful. I had my kid mow the lawn, but at least he finished. I'll trim those mohawks next time I mow!

by Trova April 29, 2015

Mojave Mohawk

When a large, sweaty, naked native american stands above you spreading their ass as you sit on the the ground "indian" style while they clench their ass cheeks on your head and stand up slowly, leaving a smelly, greasy, crusty mohawk behind.

I partied out in the desert and woke up with a Mojave Mohawk.

by reverend spazm October 5, 2012