A moiz is a person who women are instantly attracted to. Their charm is irresistible and just thinking about them makes their admirers oRgAsm. They are literal gods of sex. Period.
by Sexygoblin69 September 18, 2020
Get the Moiz mug.Similar to the word 'mojo', with the meaning 'libido' from the Austin Powers movies. The words 'mojo' and 'jizz' gives us 'mojizmo', which is used to describe a good energy within a man after abstaining from ejaculation for several days. Mojizmo is a power, commonly attractive to women if the man possesses great trigger discipline.
Symptoms may include an increased level of confidence, courage and coolness.
Also, see 'no fap'
Symptoms may include an increased level of confidence, courage and coolness.
Also, see 'no fap'
Man 1: There's so many chicks being into me at this party, what's going on?!
Man 2: When's the last time you fapped?
Man 1: About a week ago.
Man 2: About a week ago? It's gotta be your mojizmo!
Man 1: Hey, you should go talk to that cute girl in class. She really likes you.
Man 2: I can't! I lost my mojizmo to RedTube last night.
Man 2: When's the last time you fapped?
Man 1: About a week ago.
Man 2: About a week ago? It's gotta be your mojizmo!
Man 1: Hey, you should go talk to that cute girl in class. She really likes you.
Man 2: I can't! I lost my mojizmo to RedTube last night.
by tracksuitninja May 5, 2015
Get the Mojizmo mug.The baddest and sweetest b*tch you’ll ever meet. A down ass b*tch and one of thee loyalest friends you’ll ever have. She’s cute but crazy, and she’ll have your back no matter what.
by baddestbtchxoxo November 24, 2021
Get the Morize mug.an absolutely swaggity dude, incredibly tall, has an awesome cat and a funny voice that can crack really well. can make you laugh, is also very very good at math hubba hubba!
woah i asked Moiz to help me with my math revision yesterday, and dude i passed that exam
Moiz deadass is one of the funniest people ive ever met
Moiz deadass is one of the funniest people ive ever met
by the absolute swaggity January 22, 2019
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by Doctor Centrelink™ November 23, 2021
Get the Moiz mug.When someone from the West is being a little bitch. Throw them the Moiz Gesture to shut their bitch ass up.
by matty_brown_stain March 30, 2015
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