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moffee

pronouced like "coffee" but with a "M" instead of a "C"

to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa

a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir

experiment to your liking
Boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!
by Marcus Dela Vega August 2, 2006
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Moffeldiertje

A "moffeldiertje" is someone who is head over heels in love and can't stop thinking about him/her.
Omg, she is such a moffeldiertje. She literally can't stop thinking about him!
by Djarrie December 1, 2022
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Related Words
moffer muffer moofer Miffers Moffed Muffercut moffee mofer moffett Mouffer

Muffercut

I don't hit ho's, but she deserved a muffercut
by muffercuts December 14, 2009
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muffer

A girl with a large volume of public hair otherwise known as a muff. Muffers can be seen at the beach or by the pool where their muffs appear as bulges in their swimsuits.
That girl is a muffer.

Check out her muff.
by wexter December 2, 2014
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muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.
Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.
by xenialarouge November 5, 2009
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muffer

A term used to describe a young male who spends eccessive amounts of time with his girlfriend, as opposed to spending time with his friends.
Guy 1; "Is Dave coming out tonight?"
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".
by huckers September 7, 2006
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Myt muffer

Myt muffer is someone that likes the taste of black vagina.
Jirre jys n myt muffer

Is jy laf.. Ek like nie kaffer koek nie
by JirreJysGay January 3, 2021
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