Dirty Moldovan

This is a sexual manuver when the man is doing the woman doggy style. First, he dips his dick in a container of mustard, and then proceeds to put his penis back into the woman. As the man is about to finish, he pulls out and he has to cum on a plate of pasta, and the woman then eats the pasta.

Sasha: Yo, do you know my sister, Masha?

Hogie: Yeah, I gave her the Dirty Moldovan

by JohnHogie July 10, 2009

Moldovan Special

When a person uses leaves and gravel to wipe their anus clean, resulting in rectal bleeding.

Nick: "Man I really gave myself a moldovan special when I was camping last weekend."

Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"

Nick: "Profusely."

by Eric Lowenberg November 16, 2007

Moldovan

the last name of some romanian kids that live in southeast MI

hey, you know Dan Moldovan?

by not available December 13, 2004

Moldovan Road Trip

To pull Into an abandoned lot presumably with a lover and shag In said abandoned lot

"Me and Stacy went on a Moldovan Road Trip last night!"

by dickliu April 19, 2019

Moldovan

A group of people from the Republic of Moldova. The word Moldovan is used because nobody wants to be asssociated with romanians. Most rural/urban Moldovans dont want to reunite with romania because they know how fast gypsies settle in newly aquired areas

Miceal: dude, are you going to that moldovan-romanian unity march?

Stefan: (pulls out pistol, aims at Miceals head) What did you just say?

Miceal: ....um that we should maybe go support it?

Miceal 1990-2008

by Stefan Bunachi August 9, 2008

moovasaherhaha

Something very insulting to someone.

Person1: your a moovasaherhaha!
Person2: moovasaherhaha!

by Gusthebus9 April 28, 2023

Moldovan

an obscure group of people from an obscure country that has produced a mega group, which everyone can sing their single, but no one knows the name of the group or the name of the song.

Those numa numa are something else, what nationality are they?

Moldovan, is what is says on wikipedia, it must be in Africa.

by JohnGHenry May 15, 2008