Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.
by Youneverknow666 February 14, 2014
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by primalzer February 28, 2004
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beat/beating the living hell out of somebody, either physically, or mentally
also known as "kick the shit out of"
also known as "kick the shit out of"
by Bulldog6 March 1, 2009
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2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"
3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace
2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"
3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace
by magicrob69 September 13, 2010
Get the medieval fireplace mug.When a woman faces a wall, puts her hands on the wall, bends over, and clenches her ass as tight as she can. Her partner then runs full speed at her from across the room to see if he can get his dick in the intended hole. He repeats until he breaches her defenses.
This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.
This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.
Your little sister must work out cause her ass is tighter than a shampoo bottle. I had to medieval battering ram her 3 times before I even got it in!
Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.
Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.
by Trabe An January 27, 2007
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"Would you be interested in reading this medievalistic novel?"
"We saw a medievalistic movie the other night."
"We saw a medievalistic movie the other night."
by Gustav Adolphus III December 9, 2008
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Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.
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