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medieval tits

Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.
Wow, those are some medieval tits!
by Youneverknow666 February 14, 2014
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medieval helmet

Placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis down the nose, forming what looks to be a medieval helmet
Dick medieval helmeted jane last night in the bathroom
by primalzer February 28, 2004
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Go medieval

beat/beating the living hell out of somebody, either physically, or mentally

also known as "kick the shit out of"
Look at me like that again and I'll go medieval all over your ass.
by Bulldog6 March 1, 2009
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medieval fireplace

A unwashed Goths vagina full of piercings.
1, "man i sure would like to add some coal to that medieval fireplace"

2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"

3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace
by magicrob69 September 13, 2010
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medieval battering ram

When a woman faces a wall, puts her hands on the wall, bends over, and clenches her ass as tight as she can. Her partner then runs full speed at her from across the room to see if he can get his dick in the intended hole. He repeats until he breaches her defenses.

This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.
Your little sister must work out cause her ass is tighter than a shampoo bottle. I had to medieval battering ram her 3 times before I even got it in!

Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.
by Trabe An January 27, 2007
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Medievalistic

Anything of or pertaining to medieval style arts; anything referring to the medieval epoch of human history.
"Would you be interested in reading this medievalistic novel?"
"We saw a medievalistic movie the other night."
by Gustav Adolphus III December 9, 2008
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Medieval massacre

The process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.
Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.
by Zac and A. Cash December 18, 2006
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