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Mechophile

A Mechophile is a person who 'literally' loves automotive transport, mainly cars. They will often build relationships with their cars (or others) giving them names (and genders) and treat them like an actual relationship. They will even have some form of intercourse with their car lovers by masturbating on them, or pleasuring themselves within the creases of a seat or shaft of a gear leaver. They often are attracted to cars because of the curves of the chassis.
'Sarah always said that she loved her car, I didnt realise how much she actually loved it until I walked in on her pleasuring herself on the Gear Leaver. It was at that moment I realised she was indeed a Mechophile'
by Tobyo May 28, 2008
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moccodity

Dr. Tran's version of commodity.
I'm not a moccodity!
by Knutemund Freud May 16, 2006
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Jack thinks wearing a tight shirt will show off his muscles, but it is only showing everyone that he is a Beefy McChode.
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To unbutton your shirt or wear a very low cut T-shirt to expose your chest hair no matter how innapropriete of a situation it may be.
Dude I know you wanna pick someone up but this is a wedding and you're the best man so you can not wear your shirt a la macho!
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Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?
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