Mobbery

(noun)Commonly mistaken for a flash mob that results in crime, a mobbery is when a large group ( usually composed of adolescents) enters a retailer or shop, swarms the vicinities, and shoplifts various items. The point of a mobbery is that the group is so large it is impossible to pinpoint a single culprit. The mobbery has recently ( Summer 2011) been on the rise.

Dude 1: Dude, did you catch the flash mob shoplifters on the news at 11?
Dude 2: Yeah, and it's called a mobbery. Hope they catch those thieves!

by Definator34565 August 23, 2011

McBee Matador

A form of cow fighting popular in McBee, SC. Involves a redneck chasing a cow with his pants down trying to 'stab it' with his penis.

"Where's your brother?"
"He got caught playing McBee Matador with Jeffersons' prized Hereford, and they threw his cow-fucking ass in jail."

by Cloverleaf February 24, 2015

Gulpie McBeers

Someone who is chugging alcohol, and getting hammered.

"Hey Gulpie McBeers, why don't you try to slow down, ok?

by James Watkins February 18, 2005

Mobeen

An awesome person who never gives up and always succeeds. Has the power and knowledge of 1000 men and can easily lift mountains.

He is close to being a Mobeen. ya right!!!!!!!

by realtroll January 2, 2010

mobbed up

You have many ties to the Italian mafia, though you deny it.

Yea, that strip joint is mobbed up!

by fck the only thing left is you! May 3, 2003

mofee

a polite term for mofo (short for motherfucker)

Jacqui: how are you going?
Nat: oh i'm going fine my mofee!!

by nat_108 August 26, 2007

Mobbeating

A "Mobbeating" is a common usage among peers and is an attempt to beat the living shit out of one of them. A mobbeating involves a "mob", commonly comprising of 4-5 people, beating one person on thier own when they have pissed off the mob.

JORDAN "Oi, cockend, i hate you."
PHIL "MOBBEATING"
JORDAN "No please, its not my fault im a slave."

by Tatman July 14, 2006