Mobed

Is a person, place, or thing that is interested in oddities normal people would avoid. This person, place, or thing has a knack for service and an unusual hatred for pirates and or birds.

The Mobed shat in his pants when the booty went smack.

by THE Urban Cowboy September 25, 2010

mobese

Morbidly obese. Someone who has taken obesity to a new level. Anybody from Houston, for example.

Man, that chick isn't just fat, she's mobese.

by Gabriel Chan October 18, 2007

Moberly, MO

A very small town in northern-central Missouri that is surrounded by corn and cows with many wanna-be-gangsters (you live in a town surrounded by corn, YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER!!!). There isn't much to do here, mostly residents have to go to Columbia, MO to do anything fun.

Only idiots move there kids to Moberly, MO.

by cowsvilleUSAresident April 19, 2011

mobese

More obese than the average obese person.

Dude that chick is mobese

by Dave Hunter May 31, 2010

mobene

An incredibly attractive man. Usually above 6'5"... his only downfall is his extreme whiteness. Mobenes are usually covered in a thick pelt of hair, making it somewhat difficult to locate his massive penis. Mobenes get more pussy than you ever will. Mobenes are also very rare. There are only a handful of them on earth.

Did you see that sexy caveman? He's TOTALLY a Mobene.

sexy, hairy, penis, tall white

by jimmmmygoriilla May 20, 2015

MOBETTA

Mobetta meaning fly, sassy, hot. Term of endearment.

Mobettaflygirl first used by the Sugar Hill Gang to define fly women. Later made famous by Spike Lee "Mobetta Blues" meaning going through but with Swagg.

by Mobettaflygirl April 17, 2011

Moberg

When someone cancels an appointment, no-shows or burns you in some way.

My date moberged me last night, when she said she was washing her hair and couldn’t make it.

by JJK03 June 27, 2006