mazzard

1. British slang for head, skull

2. A wild sweet cherry (Prunus avium) often used as grafting stock; a very hard wood

Cassio told Montano he'd knock him over the mazzard if he didn't bacdafucup, but he kept fucking with him so Cassio knocked out his brains.

by Fire Me Hotly September 11, 2009

Mazzic

The feeling of complete and utter hopelessness and desperation caused be failing at almost everything in life in the most spectacular and mind blowing way.

Man, that's so Mazzic.

by Eragan February 3, 2015

Mozzarella Moment

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.

Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.

by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015

joe mazzello

the suspected boyfriend of ben hardy (mainly cardboard cutout ben) and is the cutest human in the world, who loves to scream dramatically. he was in movies such as undrafted, jurassic park, wooly boys, the cure and most recently he played the lead bass guitarist in Queen, John Deacon, in bohemian rhapsody<3

me: joe mazzello is the cutest bean in the entire world
friend: who’s joe mazzello
me: he was in jurassic park. the pacific? the social network.

friends: still nope
me: he was john deacon in borhap
friend: oHHHHH

by dumb_bitch_XD April 3, 2019

Dom Mazzetti

the new and upcoming internet sensation. every week he gives viewers his ideas on life and re-tells his awesome stories. a true hero. ability to write an amazing resume and pick up chicks.

MIKEANDGIAN.com

YOU WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETTI???

Went to the bronx zoo, murdered a panda; slighty punched it till it died.

D.O.M. - Deadmau5, Ovaltin, Muai Tai

ENERGY BEER!

by Robert J. Lawkins March 29, 2011

moazan

Rich boy who cannot do a push-up but is otherwise the most ripped person you will ever meet. He always buys the latest iPhones because dad is a doctor. Looks like a snack. Knows everything about the most useless shit but knows nothing about the simplest things. Always writes in font size 40. Is the kind of guy to get a 0 on a literacy test because no one can read his handwriting. Was born in North America and lived most of his life there but still can not speak English for shit. Can not take two steps without falling on his own weight. WILL NEVER GO PAST THE AGE OF 30. Takes pride in telling everyone how big of a fatass he is. Spends over 3 months on the same project and still gets 60%. Has no table manners what so ever. Single-handedly holds down the percentage of healthy people in this world.

Yo, do not disrespect him, he is MOAZAN...

by MoazanBuster November 2, 2018

mazzen

Mazzen is a legend. Totally wired on the court and incredible in the bedroom, Mazzen is a total steal... its almost too bad he's more interested in shoes than romance. If mazzen were famous, he would be bEST friends with chrissy teigen, and be the best chef imaginable (try his eggplant parm, you won't regret it!) Mazzen is an overall softie and relates to feelings like you could never imagine.

"Bitch I saw you hitting up Mazzen last night..."

"Yeah he's such a sweet guy, cooked me food all last night... ifyaknowwhatimean"

by partykiller9012 January 7, 2019