monotony

The practice of restricting oneself to having sex with only one other person.

synonym: monogamy

A: Hey dude, wanna go hire some hookers?

B: No thanks, I'm trying to practice monotony.

by stultus January 27, 2010

monotonous marvin

a person who is dull and boring. also named marvin.

person 1 “hey did you see marvin?”
person 2 “do you mean monotonous marvin?”

by lalaloopsies4life March 10, 2022

Monogoner

Noun- /Mə'nägəmer/
A One weiner lady

You can't come over, I'm a monogoner!

by LuluLeiberBitches August 5, 2023

Mundane Monotony

The 9 to 5 drag. The somebody else's business that you can't control. Robot like. Repetitiveness. Basic bitch. 401k shit. Not a creative stitch in you is what they prefer.

I will try to make a change in my schedule to make my job more enjoyable by avoiding the mundane monotony.

by misstara007 October 12, 2021

monotune

A song with a melody that mostly repeats a single note with occasional variance to the note above or below it.

Etymology: combination of "monotone" and "tune".

Every Taylor Swift song sounds exactly as boring as the last. They're all monotunes.

by SongMonk January 26, 2010

monogoney

The spiffy monster that slayed the migthy dragons of Agnamor with the golden spoon of might interfused with glorious song. Many monogoneys appear in such films as Traffic, Titanic, Star Wars 1-9, Lord of the Rings Trilogy extended edition, and most notably Earnest goes to camp.

What a monogoney!

by Monogoon January 13, 2004

monotone

when a person is so fucking gay that they cant even raise their voice. they only have one tone like emma, elliot, and mr johnson. they can't use exclamation points or queston marks.

mr johnson- shit.
elliot- shit.
emma- shit
blair- SHIT!!!!!
serena- SHIT???
chace- shit, i'm hot!

as you can see, chace, blair, and serena are the only people without a monotone.

by chaces bitches March 29, 2009