Money Blunt

A blunt rolled with money as papers, preferably out of 100 dollar bills.

Yo, I got so much weed and money, let's roll a money blunt.

by Herbert Spliffington Senior February 6, 2009

Money Badger

Someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. Seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous Honey Badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.

Matt: The BCS college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn't give Oklahoma State the shot they deserved this year, and Kansas State got screwed out of a big bowl game too.

Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??

Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.

Jodi: Money Badger?

Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.

Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!

by Matt-NM December 16, 2011

moany boner

When you have a boner, but it's so strong that you moan.

Why are you so load?
It's because im so hard and have a moany boner

by Shinny momma February 6, 2015

Where's My Money Bitch

What to say to your friends when they owe you money and they won't give it to you.

also a popular song on youtube

Person 1: hey, can i pay you back tomorrow?

Person 2: Where's my money, bitch?!?

Person 1 hands over the money, says "shit" under their breath, and leaves.

Where's my money bitch is a comand that prevents someone from giving you bullshit.

by ALivingJoJoke June 12, 2018

Money Ball

In a game of foosball, Money Ball occurs when both teams are on game point. At this time, it is customary to cheers, drink, and insult the opposing team and/or teammate.

Team 1: 9pts Team 2: 9pts
Fooser #1 "Money Ball!"
Fooser #2 "Cheers to you losing Boy-O"
Fooser #1 "Cheers to your Mom blowin' me later"

by foosman February 19, 2010

Money Baby

A scheme with a heartbeat. The money baby provides a dedicated, young couple with steady income provided by a wealthy baby's daddy. The following conditions must be satisfied:

1.)Trust is crucial in this operation. The male accomplice must not let feelings interfere. Likewise, the female accomplice must be emotionally detached throught the operation.
2.)The target male should be rich, married and unwilling to father an illegitimate child.
3.)The male accomplice should remain unknown. Affording him the ability to freely apply himself to the operation.

Female: Ok...the condoms are in his front-right pocket.
Male: Roger that. Make sure to spill the drink on his cell phone. Hey...I love you and be strong. We need a money baby.

Target Male: Aw shit! My phone!

by CnA_Go Coogs! January 11, 2009

Money Bagging

The act of grabbing your penis and pulling it straight up while letting your balls hang over your waistband, you show this to embarras a fellow peer or even a random person for giggles. (looks like you are holding a money bag)

Hey do you have any change for a 20? pull out money bag and say "right here!!!" -the act of money bagging

by Souldoggie August 16, 2010