Mountain Trash

Snowboarders, particularly when they are "littered" all over the mountain or ski area. When not scraping snow off the mountain you can find them taking up entire trails either waiting for their turn on a feature at the terrain park or just hanging out on the slopes.

"Dude, that trail had a ton of knuckle-draggers on it."
"Seriously, there was Mountain trash everywhere."

by dirtykurty May 7, 2012

Mountain Tab

Having "intimate relations" or "doing the horizontal mambo" with a women of the round body type.

Or Porking a fatty.

Hermie woke up naked next to a 350 pound, 4 foot 3 inch blimp. He earned his mountain tab!

by Jar-El June 1, 2014

Mountain Chicken

The weirdest fucking name for a frog I’ve ever heard of, look it up if you don’t believe me

Oh, hey, Jimmy! I saw a mountain chicken the other day!

Jimmy: Oh, that fucking frog?

by Sypherlid1 February 3, 2018

Mountain don’t

Store brand Mountain Dew knock offs or Mello Yello (which is made by coke as their competition.)
Some are great, some are just ok, some are quite terrible and taste like straight up sugar water with no fizz or citrus flavor (shasta moon mist, aka mountain doo-doo).

For $5.99 I can get a 12 pack of Mountain Dew, but for $2.75 I can get a 12 pack of mountain don’t. If it turns out to be mountain doo-doo, I won’t be too disappointed because it was only $2.75 for a 12er, I just won’t buy it again.

by A WHITE GUY January 27, 2019

Mountain Dew Red

(Squip) repellent.

(Michael Mell) saved everyone from the Squip using Mountain Dew Red.

by TheMusicalTrash January 27, 2018

Mountain Tab

A small identifier worn above the 10th Mountain Division's unit patch. It signifies that the soldier is not only a member of said unit, but also completed menial tasks while being hazed, and climbed a mountain (ie banged out one of Watertown's many livestock sized humans that identify physically as "female")

Shit...the new guy finally earned his mountain tab, she must have been 350 pounds!

by Bigdickasian69 January 24, 2018

Mountain Moles

Oversized nipples predominately found on obese black women.

Tyler: I heard you took Clarice home last night. How was it?

Reakwon: Don't even get me started on her mountain moles...

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012