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monopoly

1) When a single institution becomes so powerful, that it has total control over a certain commodity, service or industry. This can't actually exist, because it can't ever be truly 100%. At least, not until we live in a futurisitic dystopia where the government/corporations/intelligent computers/big-headed aliens use mind control, rayguns and/or the Matrix to enforce control.

An example of an "Almost-monopoly" is Microsoft, who many people say have a monopoly of the Desktop PC Operating System market. This isn't true, as a small percentage of people use Macs or Linux PC's. Hell, you can even use FreeBSD as a desktop system.

2) A family game where people play shoes, irons and cowboy hats masquerading as CEO's vying for economic world domination. Based largely on luck, but skill/know-how can also be used, as is proved by a sad person I know who spent his young life getting good at the game so that, for once, he would be better than others at something. Usually, however, the game degenerates into petty fights and shouting matches.
1) Communism is total monopoly by the government.

2) (Simpsons quote):
Lou- Another case of Monopoly related violence, chief.
Wiggum- How
do those Parker brothers sleep at night?
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Monopoly for Millennials

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials
"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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A little kid with snot running from his/her nose. Derived from mocos (snot, boogers).
"Get that pinche mocoso away from my mole!"
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monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.
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monopoly-ass

An ingenius strategy where one player releases a dank and rancid fart in order to distract his or her opponents and/or force them to leave the room. In most cases the culprit steals multiple $500 bills from the bank, their opponents, and free parking.
Damn, John! That Monopoly-ass you got working tonight is winning you the game!
by Buster Diggler February 7, 2008
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I just wanted to play monopoly

The lord's audio itself.
Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?
by ImmortalMicr0 March 11, 2019
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monopoly

A word used in place of sexual intercourse. Often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.
We didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.
by miou-miou July 30, 2007
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