Dangerous Mittens

cats.

Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!

by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021

Andrew Mitten

Homosexual

That guy named Andrew Mitten is really gay

by Hawgfawma October 3, 2021

Murder Mittens

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.

That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.

by Debbie M. March 12, 2021

Mittens'd

When you're going in to give a "fist bump" to someone and instead of bumping their fist, you completely cover their fist with your open hand and say "Mittens!" in a very high pitched voice.

Tyler and Reed walked up to a couple of cute chicks at the mall. One of the girls makes a smartass comment to Reed, and Tyler says "hell yeah, give me a pound." When the girl puts out her fist, Tyler covers her fist with his open hand and cries out "MITTENS" in a shrill little voice. The cute chick has been "Mittens'd"

by Shadoe Swim March 8, 2010

Squishee Mitten

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet

I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.

by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006

nose mitten

The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.

It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!

by Blecchy March 4, 2011