shit mitt

The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.

I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.

by ChipScar July 23, 2010

slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.

Christine Silver.... face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL

by SPY PLANE PILOT ESQUIRE January 19, 2010

Shit-mitt

A hand thats been up someones arse.Sometimes covered with fecal matter. Hence, the name shit-mitt.

Yo i gave Daves mom a fist in the ass. She gave me a serious shit-mitt.

by Bobby Cumbucket May 21, 2006

sith mitt

pun on the expression "safe mate"; a sith lord's glove

Q: 'ere John, you orright mate?
A: yeah Dave, sith mitt...

by southside label October 7, 2006

slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.

Lenny Fr..d face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL

by Robbie Robinson January 25, 2010

skin mitt

The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.

Bubba gave it to Steve in the ol' skin mitt in the showers just now.

by Bob-Smiley May 3, 2011

schmuzz mitt

this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).

#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more

by flyingcow101 October 30, 2011