"Dude my girlfriend and I were fucking and in walks my brother letting me know my 18 year old female neighbor was downstairs... with the results from her pregnancy test. Talk about a mating disruption..."
by Batmanact January 5, 2009
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Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
by goochypoo June 7, 2011
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by fencedefender October 28, 2010
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by Double dwarf January 12, 2020
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Dude I made this sick build in Dark souls, and I keep taunting with it, this is gonna be a great salt mining if i get some angry messages.
by sparkst0rm October 11, 2017
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by You3 February 3, 2009
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I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!
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