PBR misfire

When your PBR is so cold it's partially frozen, you open it and the beer sprays everywhere.

Man, I was ice fishing and had a PBR misfire, there was beer all over the shack.

I left the beer in the cold car overnight and when I went to crack one open I had a PBR misfire

by huckmewild December 6, 2013

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mexican misfire

the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.

Hey Pablo, how did you mexican misfire those DDs?

by LeonPhelps234 May 13, 2010

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Bojon Misfire

When you are attempting the Houdini and shoot in your own eye.

He was trying a Houdini and ended up with a Bojon Misfire.

by Papa Blue September 10, 2022

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When an individual who has been exposed to an elongated period of seemingly subarctic temperatures gets in their car and, lost in their innermost desire to reach homeostasis, blasts the heat in the car to notch 4 (two notches from maximum). After a period of 4-6 minutes depending on the quality of the cars heating system, the person begins sweating profusely and could possibly undergo severe hallucinations. This unfortunate heating mistake is commonly referred to as a notch 4 misfire, not to be mistaken with a notch 2 assassin. (see also)

Fred: It's freezing!! I neeeeed heat!!!
(period of 4-6 minutes depending on your heating system)
Fred: Sweet mother of god it's hotter than hells ballsack in here! This was a notch 4 misfire if I ever saw one!

by notch4 October 28, 2011

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