text miscommunication error

An event while texting where the recipient of your text gains the wrong meaning from your message.

You text "I'm really happy to be at work" to a friend. What you really mean is "I really don't want to be at work." Your friend thinks you are really happy to be at work and life is just grand for you. This is a text miscommunication error.

by Patrick Keith Williams February 23, 2009

Midsommar Cocktail

When a girl puts her own period blood or period blood clots into someone’s drink as an act of revenge or some sort of witch thing idk.

The prof was failing us so we bought a passion fruit tea for him at Starbucks and slipped him a midsommar cocktail so he’ll chill.

by lexaprofessional December 27, 2020

miscommanication

The difference between what you told your husband/boyfriend/male coworker and what he actually heard.

"Honey, did you pick up my laundry on your way home?"
"No, I thought you told me to come home so you could do my laundry."
"I'm sorry, dear, but you are suffering from miscommanication, because that's not what I said at all!"

by happywife September 2, 2013

miscommunitext

A total misunderstanding in a text conversation because text is just text.

Sam: That's not what I meant.
Rhonda: Thats what you said.
Sam: well you couldn't hear the angst in my voice because it was just words so you didn't get my meaning. It was just another damn Miscommunitext.

by smallkawkvaccine April 2, 2015

misdemeanor

(noun) A minor wrongdoing.

Did you hear about the guy that swore in public? He was fined $2,000 for his misdemeanor.

by MBite April 3, 2021

misdemeanor boner

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."

by YaMuffinBoi December 12, 2011

miscommunication

Noun: lack of clear communication; distorted communication

So we told them we'd be at my house but we decided to go to Taco Bell instead. Then we told them to go to Corn's house, then to my house again. I don't know why they're angry. It was just a little miscommunication.

by Whitewright July 21, 2006