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Inverse Midas

The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe
1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.

2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.

3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.
by M1LRTYM June 1, 2010
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Midas punch

The gift of a golden shower while being fisted. Hopefully in a nice way.
The midas punch was the only thing that got her to stop calling.
by The Baltimore Foot Stomper September 8, 2005
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Midas Bitch

Someone who is a gold digger, or using someone for money or other goods.
A guy can be known as a midas bastard
There goes that midas bitch (in reference to a young woman with an unattractive older rich man.)
"Hey Sweetie ; ), I really like this Cartier bracelet. WIll you buy it for me?"
"Why all r datez we have to go to Cartier, u a midas bitch!"
by Tara and Rachel May 29, 2008
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Mirrasian

Noun::
1. A living optical illusion in which atmospheric refraction by a layer of hot air distorts or inverts reflections of an Asian person to appear non-Asian at a distance.

2. Someone who is Asian and from afar appears to be an attractive latin, caucasian, or other nationality but, when close you are disappointed to see another Asian.

3. Illusory Asians.
I thought that guy was sexy and went to get his number but when I got close I was embarrassed because he was a Mirrasian.
by getwithbaby March 23, 2011
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MirMason

A baddie who doesnt give two fucks whether you like her or not. Shes super sweet but isn’t afraid to call you out on your bullshit and claps back hard 👏🏻 💙
Have you seen that baddie over there?!
Yes shes MirMason
by Mirs.Gun on insta October 3, 2020
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Mirashini

beautiful, brings peace and harmony, devotee of Krishna
"You are as beautiful as Mirashini" means comparing someone to a goddess like Mirashini the great.
by Thines kumar January 5, 2009
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Midas Rule

Whoever touches something first and cares the most gets to decide what to do with it.

Use the Midas Rule to encourage others to go ahead and work on what they want, or when someone's being lazy.
"Can I work on this project?" or "It'd be great if someone fixed this bug."
"Yes, by Midas Rule, feel free to work on that."

"Mom, I'm hungry."
"Yes, son. You're 16, by Midas Rule I'm sure you can find something to eat."
by Nivlong July 27, 2013
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