Minus-Mike

Relating to someone who runs his section of team-building sessions in an authoritarian manner.

Minus-Mike, /n/ A man who, drunk with power, deducts points from teams for trivialities such as talking, not talking, trying to solve the problem by any means, or breathing. /v/ Minus-Mike - to deduct points in the manner of Minus-Mike. Past tense: Minus-Miked.

"Our team were doing really well until we tried to defuse the bomb and got Minus-Miked!"

"C'mon, don't be a Minus-Mike, give us some points for effort!"

by Eskoala November 1, 2011

Minus Score

This is what happens when you bowl the ball and more skittles appear than were there to start with.

Dude, How'd you get a minus score?

by Spawney October 4, 2005

Minus World Glitch

The Minus World Glitch is a glitch in Super Mario Brothers for the Nintendo Entertainment System and is commonly known among Nintendo fans. Near the end of World 1-2, players can jump near the top of the pipe leading to the normal exit, and by doing this correctly, Mario will slide through the wall and appear in the "Warp Zone" area. Although it may look like the Warp Zone, it is an entirely different route. If the player enters the first pipe, Mario will appear in "World -1", a perpetually repeating water world overrun with Cheep Cheep and Bloopers.

Mario was forever lost in the mystical, ever repeating Minus World. Princess Toadstool would never be rescued, forever in the clutches of the evil King Koopa (A.K.A. Bowser). The Minus World Glitch had ended Mario's quest.

by Smortie May 28, 2008

minus touch

instead of 'midas touch' where everything you touch turns to gold, the 'minus touch' is everything you touch turns to crap

andrea has the 'minus touch'...she tried fix the doll's arm and then the other arm snapped off

by randi8 July 6, 2010

minus crack

A statement used in displeasure of something bad happening.

Ned "i got my foreskin caught in my zip"
Emma " ah shit thats minus crack"

Ned " where's ma tins, i cant find my tins, this shit is minus crack

Lee Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Ned" for fuck sake lee how am i meant to drive this lorry with boke on the windscreen, this is fucking minus crack"

by mrsmoutray November 5, 2010

minus well

A malapropism for "might as well."

You minus well go home.

Minus well get my hole pozzed.

by Noes September 4, 2006

minus iq

the rockenest band in little barnet. oh how they rock. we love minus iq of minusiq.com

"aww man, i saw minus iq last night, they were amazing. that jake is so darned sexeee, i wish he would poke me with his spatula..."

by smelleh May 8, 2005