minidonk

(ebonic) The rear end of a young lady which, by close observation, will inevitably develop into a badonkadonk.

Isn't that 13-year-old's rear end lookin' like some kind of minidonk? badonkadonk ass booty ghetto booty big booty bootylicious big ass big young tail

by Rearwatch May 20, 2014

Minimumlism

Noun

When you don't have money but try to keep up with other people

Buying the lowest graded diamond just to flex with other peers that" It's real diamond" is an action of minimumlism.

by Milky Seal November 16, 2021

Clitoris Minimus

A microsized penis only found on a very few individuals of the Indian subcontinent. Many go on to become practicing dentists. It may also be found on the head region, in which it will be hidden by a overgrowth of hair.

Hey man, I like your haircu...hold up. Is that a clitoris minimus?

by StienMD July 5, 2009

minimum wage

A highly visible tattoo or piercing, usually located on the neck or hands. Also applies to excessive facial piercings or large gauge ear piercings.

-Props to Oeler for this one-

Dude, go check out the minimum wage on that guy cleaning the bathroom!

or

Because of the minimum wage he got in college, Joe was never able to find a job paying more than seven dollars an hour.

by Wolfeman April 30, 2008

Minimum wage rage

'Minimum wage rage' refers to the amount of hostility perpetrated by lowly paid, disgruntled employees, seeking to redress the balance at work. They may use various means, overt or covert, to accomplish their goal.

Tesco employee #1: 'God I hate this crappy job! I work my ass off and for what? The national ruddy minimum wage, that's what!'
Tesco employee #2: 'Look, I know you feel shit. Employees around the country are now carrying out minimum wage rage. Why don't you punch the regional manager's face in? You'll feel much better!'
Tesco employee #1: 'naw...I'll just nick a load of razors out the stock room, and stick 'em on eBay.'

by BobbyStranger October 26, 2014

barbemous minimus

The technical term for declaring a truce in a battle of barbs or wit.

They no longer traded bards, preferring instead to declare barbemous minimus.

by McRuleBreaker November 17, 2011

maximize the minimum

it's how you describe somebody that works hard at doing as little work as possible

You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.

It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.

by turbotbird86 May 11, 2011