Mexican Minivan

Five in the front, five in the back.

Me: Dude, I totally gave Lisa a Mexican Minivan last night!
Jim: How was it?
Me: Awesome, except i clenched my fist after it was inside, pulled out a handful of poop.

by fuzzygorrila February 4, 2010

minivan gangsta

1. usu. Disparaging. Slang term for suburban teens that listen to gangsta rap while driving around in their parents minivan, or other family car.

2. Stereotypical suburban youth trying to emulate big city rappers.

Look at that minivan gangsta shouting at his friends out of the sliding door!

by rs232 November 28, 2005

minidonk

(ebonic) The rear end of a young lady which, by close observation, will inevitably develop into a badonkadonk.

Isn't that 13-year-old's rear end lookin' like some kind of minidonk? badonkadonk ass booty ghetto booty big booty bootylicious big ass big young tail

by Rearwatch May 20, 2014

minivanning

minivanning -noun. the sexual act of inserting two fingers in the vagina and whole fist in the anus simultaneously.

I was minivanning this chick.

by Tacosalad July 13, 2012

Minivan

The fat friend in the group.

"Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan." - Kayne West

by LBTMFATMRCLEAN February 22, 2008

minivan

Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.

I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.

by Sean February 1, 2005

Minivan

The fat girl, usually spotted in a trio or quad group of girls. Minivans typically dress as if they were attractive. These swift moving, fast talking creatures will stay close to an attractive girl, and live of playing as a cock block

"Yo Stacy was lookin good today, so I felt like I should holla at her for a change. I got her attention but that damn MINIVAN parked in front of her."

"Why is that MINIVAN wearing a skirt, nobody needs to see that."

by anonymous1uno February 29, 2008