Miles Kane

Guitarist, singer, lover of Alex Turner. Lovely man. God save Moiles Kane. IMPORTANT: he's not just Alex Turners sidechick, he's someone himself. He has real feelings, and makes real music. And it's fucking insane!

Person one: 'Who's Alex Turners boyfriend?

Person two: 'Fuck off, Miles Kane is more than that.'
Person one: 'Oh, I'll give him a listen.'

by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019

Miles Upshur

He’s a Journalist that came from Washington. He was working on a investigation that involved some soldiers in Afghanistan before being fired. He got emailed from Waylon Park. To which he went to Mount Massive Colorado. There, begins the game intro.

John: “Have you heard of Miles Upshur?”
Me: “Yeah. He’s that one journalist that got married to Waylon Park right?”

by Milesupdawg March 13, 2021

Dammit Miles

A plague on both your houses
Used as a curse when something bad happens to you blame the king of black magic, Miles

*drops book* Dammit Miles!
*Dies during gameplay* Dammit Miles

by applechicken December 25, 2013

mathis miles

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03

Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose

by Vaporing July 9, 2018

Chris David Miles

When someone is basically the dopest in the game right now.

Is that Chris David Miles? Ew, was he even invited?

by Chris David Miles September 14, 2017

Frequent Higher Miles

When a drug dealer lowers their prices for you because you pick up off of them constantly.

"How did you get all of those morphine's, dilaudid's, lorazepams, and adderall for $30"

I guess it was because I've got "Frequent Higher Miles" with him

by JTRATHJEN December 20, 2008

Doing a Miles

When a male is producing tears in response to emotional distress due to being met with indifference to his romantic advances on a female he has been unable to procure.

Look at that bitch doing a Miles

by TIGERBRUV January 2, 2012