Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005

milla jovovich

1.super hot alien chick in The Fifth Element, where she's naked a bit, wears little clothes and kicks ass.
2.super hot undercover agent for evil umbrella corporation in Resident Evil, where she's naked a bit and kicks major zombie ass.
3.super hot zombie killer in Resident Evil: Apocalypse, where she's kicking ass and looking damn fine doing it

person 1:why do you watch resident evil alot?...and why do you love the fifth element? why do you like it?
person 2: dude...just don't..i told you don't bother me when i'm watching this part...

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

Milady

She is an amazing girl with an

incredible personality she is kind and sweet and always helpful. She always thinks of the postively. Milady is so smart and would do anything so she doesnt loose her friends.

Milady adores pets .

by Yara_mog June 19, 2020

Milady

How you greet the most amazing girl in the world.

"Hello milady, how are you?"

by Tobadious September 5, 2009

Devin Millar

A musician that used to wear a fedora and be guyish and make electro house for the time, is now a drag queen-ish Tranny and makes weird hip hop and eurodance-ish music.

I listen to Devin Millar. He’s a great artist!
Uhhh.... he? Is this even him?
Yeah he changed his look!
I need to get my head checked.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

MILADINOVIĆ

MILADINOVIĆ is a person who is Miladinović and gaser in the same time

P.S: They are rare.

Person 1: Uhh, Miladinović.
Person 2: Miladinović miladinović?

by Boujanče June 18, 2021

Milady

An Old English term of address to a noble woman or woman of high regard. Short for "My Lady."

jousting knight to a noble woman: "I shall win this match for you, milady!"

by brokenmyth February 22, 2009