mike jones

Former NFL linebacker famous for 'The Tackle' in Super Bowl XXXIV

Due to sharing a name with a half-tard aphasiac rapper, many people have forgotten about the Mike Jones that has a talent.

by M G-man May 2, 2006

Mike Jones

A generic rapper with a generic name who got famous by repeating his generic name to some generic beats.

Who?
Why, Mike Jones, silly!

by Gargalargamesh January 9, 2009

mike jones

mike jones-
def 1. A member of the swisher house swisha house

def 2. An anthem in the streets

Mike Jones- "If u aint Mike Jones from the Swisha House with the Swisha house piece and chain..."

Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!

by James July 25, 2004

mike jones

a guy who cant rap and got famous simply on a few good beats

that damn mike jones is so retarded he has to say things seven times in a row

by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005

mike jones

a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.

John: hey man you wanna listen to some mike jones.
Rob: Na man that shit is whack

by westside fo life August 14, 2006

mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

by ... April 2, 2005

mike jones

rapper with some talent, but can say his own name 300 times per minute

mike jones!! who? mike jones!

by nig00h May 16, 2006