Beaver Migraine

A massive Migraine from lack of pussy in ones life.

Tanveer has a fat Beaver Migraine cause he hasn’t ate the Pussy in a long ass time

by Bob_The_Builder November 18, 2018

Migraine skank

A derogatory noun used to denote an employee who feigns common illnesses to get time off work. It is commonly used by the aforementioned person's disgruntled colleagues who are aware of the deceipt taking place

So and so is a migraine skank - he recovered from swine flu in 24 hrs?

by self proclaimed genius December 25, 2009

cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.

dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts

by Dopeldog January 15, 2011

MigraineXcore

The One and Only Style of Music orignated by Mikey and the Migraines.

Yo, we're so MigraineXcore {or MxC)

by Chris April 15, 2005

migraine

A physical manifestation of the unacceptable reality of human existence. The common catalyst being a confrontation between bullshit and a keen mind.

Examples

I turned on the T.V. - people were on it. Got a migraine.

I turned on the computer, surfed the net - people use these things too. Got a migraine.

I walked out my front door and the sheer volume of falsities and half truths escaping the lips of everyone I encountered helped to bring the onset of a migraine.

I read the Tao and took an Advil - migraine went away. Whoever invented Ibuprofen is God and consequently exempt from being judged an unworthy human being. Lao Tzu, go F yourself.

by someonesafan80 April 24, 2011

migraine

the intense throbbing and painful sensation a man gets when his girlfriend won't shut the hell up about getting married.

but you promised that we would get married soon!

bitch, shut up, you are giving me a migraine.

by ashley juergens July 12, 2010

Migrainatory

Descriptive classification of migraine level headaches, as compared to non-migraine headaches.

I thought this headache was bad yesterday, but today it's moving into MIGRAINATORY.

by witchybitch October 18, 2014