muffler fucker

Someone who drives too close to the car in front of him/her--a tailgater.

"(aloud in car when looking in rearview mirror) Hey, get off my ass, muffler fucker!"

by AJinPhilly August 25, 2005

Muffle Button

The part of the female vagina that you see when she is standing up right with her legs together or slightly crossed and is bent over, therefore giving you a view of her muffle button

She bent over and all I saw was straight muffle button.

by MakD January 16, 2008

Mufflebate

The act of sticking your penis in a still warm muffler

Me and my friend were looking for a runaway dog when we saw a guy park his truck so my friend decided to Mufflebate

by Sir.Fartsalot September 20, 2012

Canine Mufflehouse

A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.

I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

rusty muffler

Feces left around the anus. The situation one finds oneself in when, having defecated, one finds that there is no toilet paper available.

I had a crap this morning, but there wasn't any bumwad, so I had to go all day with a rusty muffler.

by king dude January 24, 2005

Swedish Muffler

When a guy go's down on a woman and she queefs in his face.

Brian "Did you go down on the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony " Sure did, she even gave me the Swedish Muffler, It was hot."

by TeamPete April 1, 2010

Covid test related mufflegag

That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.

I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020