If the muffin fits

A phrase used by BadBoyHalo when he tries to be cool while talking to Skeppy. It's basically a remake of the phrase if the boot fits wear it, or just, if the shoe fits.

BBH: You know what, if the muffin fits-
Skeppy: What ?! (laughing) Wh-what!?
BBH; What?
Skeppy: (dying) Wha- Wha- (more laughing)
BBH:WHAT?!
Skeppy: Wha- Okay i'm done playing dude
BBH: What, have you never heard of-
Skeppy: No bad, that is some questionable behavior..

by Randumber June 1, 2020

Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

by Eddy January 21, 2009

Muffin Faggot

Name for penis owners usually named Justin.

I know a muffin faggot that lives in Colorado.

by Dudething December 18, 2021

frick-muffin

A word used to express humorous disappointment/distaste for something.

Aw frick-muffin! I lost my lunch money!

by hibiscus123 May 15, 2016

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

crust muffin

when emma chamberlian's makeup is looking crusty and not blended at the end of the day

i look like a crust muffin

by krystal :) June 8, 2018

jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment

"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"

by chrissstossss October 7, 2020