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Messer

Irish slang for a person who jokes around a lot. Often used by parents to their kids, or between friends. Non-derogatory, usually said in good humour.
Child plays prank on parents:
Dad: "oh you're an awful messer."

Person 1: " Did you hear John went down the Main Street in a shopping trolley last night for the craic?"
Person 2: *Laughing* "He's some messer!"
by CorujaCork March 4, 2022
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Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad
Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."
by Julzy168 April 4, 2018
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Ranboo misser

you miss ranboo,
you probably tweeted that seconds after he ended too.
Ranboo misser: "I miss ranboo" *seconds after his stream ends*
by ranboo misser March 27, 2021
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bike messenger

Usually an inner, large city courier that delivers mail (packages) by bicycle. Can be known as "messenger." Messengers can be found riding fixed gear bicycles (fixie) or any variety of bicycle suit for timely travel. They can be seen with a large "messenger bag" style backpack, radio/cell phone, and bike lock.

Messenger culture includes fashions that are functionable before fashionable, meaning that the styles of clothing messengers tend to wear are suited for purpose and not pleasure. Messengers are exposed to inclement weather including heat, rain, snow, cold, and ice. Pants, if worn as opposed to shorts, may either have the right pant leg or both pant legs rolled up, or cut shorter so as to not get caught in the crankset.

Fixies are usually customized or built from scrap for personalization. It is common to see brightly colored bicycles for visibility purposes. Handlebars may be cut short to produce a narrower, or more streamline messenger so as to allow the rider to pass between vehicles in slower-moving or standing traffic. Brakes may not be present on some fixies, but some city or state laws require it, so messengers may only affix one to the front tire.

Messengers may also be seen taking part in spur-of-the-moment or organized "alley cat" races which simulate the duties of the average day of work. Winners are awarded spoke cards which are placed in the spokes of the rear wheel.
"I hired a bike messenger to deliver a gift so it won't be late to your party."
by gremotherapy February 20, 2010
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missed connection

section of craigslist where people can post about strangers they saw on the subway, at work, in elevators, at rock shows.

can also be used as a verb.
woah he's fine. i'm gonna missed connection him tomorrow.
by bellewasok April 11, 2005
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firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.
oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com February 2, 2009
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No One Messes with Joe

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.
Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."
by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009
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