Midwest

Only people who live in the Midwest know what it is. It is a collection of U.S. States that have been forgotten about by people who live outside of it. These states consist of Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and many more. These states are unknown to the outside world but surprisingly populated.

Guy 1: I'm from Iowa
Guy 2: What's an Iowa?
Guy 1: It's a state in the midwest
Guy2: What's that?

by TheDoubleZ345 March 4, 2019

Midwest

My favorite part of the USA, along with the South, then the Northeast at #3 and #4 is the West. :(

The Midwest, the Heartland is the soul of the USA.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020

midwest

the absolute worst place in the us, somehow managing to surpass the mid-ness of texas, this hellhole of a place is absolutely infested with homophobes, strange patriots (the ones who spend their nonexistent money on too much america merch) and trump supporters. so wear a maid dress just to piss them off. or better yet dont come here.
(source: am from the midwest)

ITS CALLED THE MIDWEST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT IS MID - random tiktokers being based for once

by xX_Peachy_Xx March 29, 2022

Midwest

The only place in America where you are almost 100% guaranteed to get snow in April every year. Sometimes it even snows in June if you're extremely unlucky.

Person from the Midwest: "My father once told me a story of how it snowed on his birthday in North Dakota, thereby ruining all of his and his friends and family's plans."
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022

Midwest Emo

A rough and rugged genre named Emotional Hardcore made love to melodic and gentle Indie Rock. Their child is Midwest Emo, a subgenre of emo that typically incorporates catchy melodies and guitar riffs with the emotional expression and energy of 1980s Emocore bands. Midwest Emo is often easier to listen to and digest than raw energy such as hardcore punk while retaining its archetype edginess and bombast. Examples include Cap'n Jazz, The Promise Ring, Tiny Moving Parts, and Foxing.

Q: Have you heard of the band Tiny Moving Parts? They're my favorite Emocore band.
A: Actually, they're Midwest Emo. Just listen to that intricate guitar work.

by White Licorice 1 August 18, 2018

Midwest Bus Company

A really shitty school bus group that does not follow the laws of physics or geography. They say its a Midwest bus company but its based in NY

Midwest Bus Company is a really shitty company tbh

by gdysgyydg271y3712ty36y21gdyh1 January 4, 2023

midwest tickler

When a person eats a large amount of corn, then the next day takes a shit without wiping, and is immediately fucked in the ass. The corn in the poop "tickles" the dick, and it is called the midwest tickler because of the large amount of corn grown in the midwest.

Person 1: "The corn is knee high by the fourth of July."
Person 2: "Good, I want a midwest tickler sometime soon."

by Freddy15 June 23, 2008