Kickin' Midgets

A phrase used to describe what someone can do when he buys shoes.

"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"

by Shair October 3, 2022

Whoor of Midgets

When there is a group of 4 or more midgets, (3 being a tripod)

"don't look now but there's a whoor of midgets turning that corner"

by Jimmy Jacksons Leg June 19, 2014

magical midgets

the midgets that comprise the Joint Task Force. Their homeland is magical, their technique is unsurpassed. Where they roam, nobody knows. One can only assume they are not visible to the naked eye (unless they are rolling a joint, of course). They don't speak to humans and if they did, our hearts and brains would explode in utter happiness and excitement (it would be like taking all the weed and acid in the universe and takin it all in at once). Their only known purpose is to roll joints and occassionally a blunt. They are the ying to our yang, the good to our evil, the happiness to our sadness, and so on.

God I love those magical midgets. I wonder how I would feel if they said something to me.

Do not question the magical midgets existence!!! They don't roll to the unenlightened.

by Mr. Po'd Up May 1, 2009

vaginal midgets

Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.

"I fucking hate having vaginal midgets,I just lost my liver last week!"

by Nikmiesterman April 12, 2008

midgets

group of suburban white women trying to be hip

Excuse me, but have you seen my midgets

by guruette December 24, 2002

midgestuite

vertically impaired prostituite or in other words a dwarf hoe

last weekend me an me boys picked up a midgestuite

by MrGinge10 September 22, 2010

MidgetLULers

People who shows about little people just for the lulz with no intention of feeling bad about it.

Watching little people big world just to watch them get hurt. Like when they get hurt and you laugh you would be called a MidgetLULer or if your laughing with friends about it you would be called MidgetLULers.

by CheatAtMeBro August 20, 2012