Midgewarf is a combination of a midget and a dwarf. A very small person, or veritcally challenged as they might like to be called. Also know as a Dwidget.
Hey, look at that midgewarf!!
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• midgetry
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• Midgetaro
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• Midgety
• midgtard
• Midgetate
• Midgatory
The transitional occurrence of becoming a mental midget once someone says or does something stupid beyond comprehension.
Common symptoms of mental midgetry include, but are not limited to:
• lack of critical thinking
• smoothness in the brain
• actively using Twitter
• the average Hazbin Hotel fan
• driving a BMW 3 series or above
• wearing VLONE
• attendance to a Tiktok Rizz Party or relation with an attendee
• casual use of Gen Z terms like "brainrot", "fn" or "I edge(d) to this"
• taking tren
• shameless self-promotion
and
• doing anything for clout
As there is no cure for stupidity, the same applies to anyone susceptible of mental midgetry.
If you see someone experiencing this fatal phenomena, consider euthanizing them for the greater good.
Common symptoms of mental midgetry include, but are not limited to:
• lack of critical thinking
• smoothness in the brain
• actively using Twitter
• the average Hazbin Hotel fan
• driving a BMW 3 series or above
• wearing VLONE
• attendance to a Tiktok Rizz Party or relation with an attendee
• casual use of Gen Z terms like "brainrot", "fn" or "I edge(d) to this"
• taking tren
• shameless self-promotion
and
• doing anything for clout
As there is no cure for stupidity, the same applies to anyone susceptible of mental midgetry.
If you see someone experiencing this fatal phenomena, consider euthanizing them for the greater good.
Chenise and Brie were besties since childhood but Chenise suspected her friend was wet behind the ears.
This was later confirmed when she saw Brie eating corn the long way at a Food Festival
Fearing it was too late, Chenise sighed and accepted her bestie was undergoing mental midgetry
This was later confirmed when she saw Brie eating corn the long way at a Food Festival
Fearing it was too late, Chenise sighed and accepted her bestie was undergoing mental midgetry
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To make small, like a midget. A close synonym of the word mitigate, which it is frequently confused with.
A: "We need to midgetate this problem!"
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."
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(1) A country's armed-forces collective dat protects and is otherwise involved with said nation's grain-production.
(2) An organization of servicemen made up of grain-farmers.
(3) A defense department where they only feed you cheap yucky-tasting vegetarian-type fare like buckwheat and lentils.
(1) A country's armed-forces collective dat protects and is otherwise involved with said nation's grain-production.
(2) An organization of servicemen made up of grain-farmers.
(3) A defense department where they only feed you cheap yucky-tasting vegetarian-type fare like buckwheat and lentils.
Da United States used to be notorious for its "milletary" dat served deplorable vittles, but fortunately they've gradually improved da cuisine over da decades.
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