Midget

Could run circles around anybody over 4'9 at just about anything from sports to racing to driving a car to tying a tie to home repairs to fishing and hunting. Midgets are better at everything than short and average people, and dwarves are better than midgets at everything, you name it, midgets do it better, and dwarves do it better than midgets.
Is that midget coming over hur? Don't let him talk you into playing beer pong, dude you're 5'9 you don't want to do that.
by Solid Mantis October 01, 2016
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Midget

A small person that is great at fighting of entire armies at once.
A group of midgets is called a ‘Death To All’ and they are unbeatable.
A normal midget is called a Grace Paterson and can be found in the wild
“ Grace is a midget

“ lol I kno rite
by Okbyethenfreddie July 24, 2018
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Midget

A word that Karens think is as bad as the n word
Karen: Midget is as bad as the n word

Person:No it's not do you want to know how I know
Karen:How?
Person: Because your saying midget but do you know what your not saying THE N WORD!
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Midget

a unit of measurement. Midget is 4 feet in length.
Its about 15 Midgets tall
by AKAN907 June 10, 2011
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Midgetal

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance
A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.
by wordmaster930 July 23, 2009
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Midgetness

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness
by NinjaMunky August 22, 2011
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Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.
Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized
by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009
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