middwest highschool

where all the teachers suck ass. where there are hot girls but most are hoes. where the guys are ugly and hot but most all players. and the hound dawgs are the greatest people here. & not to mention all most students vape, drink, do drugs.

some girls are born hoes, they go to middwest highschool

by middwestsucksass July 3, 2018

Middletown

M-town, that's where I'm at. It's like a little Bronx with a lot of mexicans.

M-town holdin it down

by AKSONE May 13, 2005

Middletown Poptart

This happens when you take a poptart, toast it, and shove it in a girls vagina.
Then you eat the poptart as it lodged in her vagina!
YUMMY!!

Middletown Poptart

by Nightwolfx2 January 15, 2009

Ashton Middleton

Sexy man who’s smarter than you and racist

That man is an ashton middleton

by Clarkoogabooga July 7, 2022

Middleton

Anyone who takes off their shirt for no apparent reason.
It can also be used as a verb to middleton.

Ex.
1) Did you see that guy totally middleton the otherday?
2) Hey do you want to go middleton it is way too hot out today!

by nyamachoma September 26, 2011

Middletown, CA

Small ass town where everyone knows you, your family, and your business...usually a quarter or more of the town is related, also a definite hick town :)

Amazing football team :P

Person 1: "Hey you wanna go to Middletown, CA?"
Person 2: "What's that?!"
Person 1: "Small ass hick town"
Person 2: "FUCK THAT!"

by Mtown Girl :) March 19, 2011

Middletown Masher

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

by BJ76 September 24, 2005