midas touch of shit

Someone who has bad luck with whatever they do. The opposite of the normal "Midas Touch " where everything turns to gold.

"Joe has the Midas Touch of Shit. He joined a really hot startup and it closed its doors in 6 months."

by VioletSays December 22, 2016

thicc midge

A thicc midget

Daaaamn did you see Ally she's a thicc midge

by Co0k1e December 10, 2017

midas

Someone who brings good things where ever they go. Based off of the story of King Midas who couldn't touch anything without it turning into gold.

Stick with Gregg, he's got the Midas touch

by Gregory J. dodd May 25, 2004

Midas

Tier 100 in Season 2 Chapter 2 battle pass and alot of girls fall in love at him

He most handsome person in fortnite

Y'all can't believe that Midas is the most handsome person I've ever seen UwU. Midas oppa borahae

by K-pop lovers February 22, 2020

Midari

my wife

Midari is my wife

by ArtyDino August 31, 2021

cos omac midaldil

Your mothers vagina dangles like the sleeve of a wizard. (Egyptian term)

cos omac midaldil neeck

by Mastah Omz! March 6, 2009

Midalia

Totally Awesome!!!

Midalia - Totally Awesome!!!

by Brewski-30 February 3, 2010