Mirclit

A person male or female that has 2 or more kids with a different combination of parents each time.

OR

A person who is a bastard factory and pops out multiple kids to either use the system for state assistance or to trap the significant other.

Wow Wendie is such a mirclit, what is it now? 3 kids with 3 baby daddy's?

Damn Joe you mirclit, try using a condom you bastard factory.

Man I really think that that mirclit Karen is trying to get knocked to keep Darren ever since he got that promotion.

by Coles Bosox February 21, 2008

Microsith

The ultimate evil. Combining The mass conglomerate of microsoft with the evil of the sith teachings.

Your almost as evil as Microsith.

by Aarcow April 1, 2003

Micro$hit

A rendition of the word "Microsoft" used by wannabe-hackers and computer luddites the world over.

"i woz using micro$hit windoze, da shame"

by !MNc99 March 24, 2005

Microcunt

When someone isn't quite a Cuntasaurus but has many tendencies of said Cuntasaurus. Also someone that micro manages ever so slightly and/or a combo of both.

Man, Brian is being such a microcunt today, wont stop leaving me notes.

by JonRoDah October 4, 2019

Microcunt

A short person that is also a cunt.

Lindsey is a total microcunt for using Gaaavin.

by Myperfectme July 20, 2021

Microchip on my Shoulder

2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.

Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?

Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".

by Marcellus_Wallace May 3, 2021

microplatinum

used to describe a flop of a musical effort by implying that the album sold literally 10 copies:

micro = 1 / 1,000,000

platinum = 10,000,000

micro*platinum = 10

Jane: Hey, have you heard that new D.J. Hairy Henry album?

John: D.J. who?

Jane: Hairy Henry. He has like 4 CDs out.

John: Yeah? 4 CDs? Well I guess he wanted to add another
microplatinum album to his collection.

by crazyguy June 16, 2008