armada michigan

Small town in Michigan's thumb area where people ages 16 to 28 drive their 90s or 80s pick up truck with a 25" lift on it, also where people get amusement from painting on a rock

"There are so many trucks here, where are we?"
"I see that rock, we must be in Armada Michigan"

by Yalebulldogs5548 August 29, 2016

Michigan mudflap

While having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls freckling and flapping them like a mudflap

I was banging my girlfriend and she gave me a Michigan mudflap

by Johntanamo September 14, 2016

Michigan Cancer

During the snow months, the Michigan DOT pours tons of salt on the roads to melt the snow and ice. If you don't wash your car once a week, the rust spreads rapidly, especially around the wheel wells and door panels.

Man, the way Jack's car is eaten up with Michigan cancer, if he goes above ten m.p.h., chunks will start falling off!

by tbbrick September 8, 2006

michigan technological university

An engineering school located in a small town in the U.P. Houghton, Michigan. If you think you’ll have free time, think again. Because of the massive workload, students resolve to drinking in mass quantities to cope. The student board thought introducing broomball and Winter Carnival would solve the issue, but tech students see it as an excuse for getting hammered before playing in the snow that doesn’t melt until April. When you do have free time, you go to brockway mountain for the hundredth time if you don’t ski or snowboard. You’re lucky if you join the husky pep band, you get to let out your angst through singing inappropriate songs at sporting events and wearing something you found at the dump on your head.

“A drinking school with an engineering problem”

Michigan Technological University is not a place for everybody

by garebear35 October 18, 2020

Miss Michigan

A term used by males to refer to a dateless night spent masturbating. See map of Michigan. Also see Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

I had a hot date with Miss Michigan last night.

by J. Granholm August 21, 2003

Lake Michigan

Practically an inland sea between Wisconsin and Michigan, and a great place to go to the beach in the summer. It's quite cool, and you won't chap from salt water like you will in the ocean. Practically the whole Michigan shore is a beach, and lots of it is inexpensive public beaches and state parks.

However, Lake Michigan is not a place to go swimming during any season other than summer, because it will be too cold.

My family goes to Lake Michigan nearly every summer for a week, and it's one of my favorite family vacations.

by Uncloseted Nerd December 9, 2010

Hot Michigan

Much like a snowball, a Hot Michigan is the act of blowing a powdery substance directly into another person's anal cavity using only the lips. Once applied, the powdery substance is then returned to the blower's mouth via a hot fart.

Corey: The only way I'll get high is if you blew those drugs right into my ass.
Ryan: I'll do that!
Corey: I swear to God I'll fart them right back into your mouth!
Ryan: Oooo! A Hot Michigan! Let's do this!
Corey: *blank stare*

by Ramertax August 19, 2011