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Dirty Micheline

dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer
talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline
by ya girl miche September 15, 2023
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michaeltoe

One of the best irc news bots in existence.

After a pre-set period of inactivity, Michaeltoe suddenly releases random news links, selecting key quotes from the text and even providing background information from the top links off google.
Michaeltoe responds to certain keywords such as anime, sailor moon or asuka langley and establishes certain patterns that can be perceived as conversation by an outside observer. He occasionally lashes out pre-set rants, most commonly about the superiority of the japanese culture.
However, he often malfunctions and instead of news articles provides various links to hentai and japanese s&m paraphernalia.
<michaeltoe> random hentai link hey its asuka!
<hiffy> WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THOSE TENTACLES :|???
<michaeltoe> you know you want her
by hiffy June 10, 2006
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Michaelee

A girl/guy with all the brains, looks, and good taste in guys and music. He/She loves all the old-school and new-school music. He/ She is very talented and pretty. And a princess in her own little way
Michaelee has all the right answers to the homework.
by Na'thalia October 18, 2017
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michalie

hilarious, definitely a pot smoker, LOUD, caring
is that weed, or is that a michalie
by puffbar69 October 19, 2020
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Michaëlle

Michaëlle's name is her destiny, heart’s desire, and personality. Michaëlle is a name that signifies a freedom-loving and free-spirited individual. Nothing is conventional with her love of change and adventure. She is inquisitive and often asks others “Why this?,” “Why that?,” or just plain “Why?.” Multi-tasking is a breeze for her – eat and watch TV at the same time!

Her heart’s desire is peace and harmony above anything else. She needs friends and society. Her is gentle nature makes her avoid confrontation as much as possible. There’s always an internal battle when she is uncertain about something. Sometimes, she has difficulty stating her needs and opinions openly.

When people hear the name Michaëlle, they perceive her as someone full of life, uplifting, inspiring, and even charming. She is the life of the party with her lively, intelligent, and witty personality. Others will find her strikingly attractive and like being the center of attention. She looks younger than her age and loves beautiful clothes and pieces of jewelry. She has a good sense of humour.

She won’t stop until she finishes her task. She is a high-energy worker! She fit well in a structured workplace. It makes her feel secure and financially stable. She has a sensible and practical attitude toward life.

She is a most likely vocation: public relations officer, sales executive, manager of tourism or transportation, legal practitioner, advocate, dramatist, reporter, psychologist, religious zealot.
by destiny_hapiness May 9, 2021
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michaelbeohlefunkopop

A michael beohle figurine of the famous toy company FUNKO POP
Yo would you buy this michaelbeohlefunkopop for 50% off?
by monkeyop November 17, 2021
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Sebastian Michaelis

The hottest anime man you will ever see. with one glance he can make any fan girl fall to their knees. but... hes gay because I said so.
Ur dad: I love Sebastian Michaelis more than your mother!
me: *tears* you finally came back. but... Where's the milk?
Ur dad: that was a lie so i could go sleep with Sebastian Michaelis.
me: I just want to eat cereal stop being so gay.
by ur dad??????? February 27, 2023
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