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Michelangelo

If you're an old history teacher, you'll know Michelangeloas the versatile artist whose prowess challenges that of Leonardo Da Vinci. Also, as an old history teacher, you'd know that Michelangelo died at the hallowed age of 88. Hopefully our beloved YMer, Michelangelo will live to be just as old, or older. From the looks of it, she's carefree, has a big heart, and is the girl you'd think about when hearing the country song "Stand by Your Man."
It's a must to learn how to be frisky and seventeen. Deprived as I am, I think Michelangelo can help me in that department.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
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Angelina Michaels

She’s an icon legend and hot 💖
Gosh Angelina Michaels is so hot I want her to m*rder me.
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Michelangelo

A noble animal, this horse accompanies the Viscount when he is in cities.
Look! There rides the Viscount, astride Michelangelo. Huzzah!
by chasethedoor November 2, 2011
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michelangelo buonarroti

Born: 1475, Died: 1564

Principal location: Florence, Italy

All around bad-ass artist of the Italian Renaissance, famous for such bad-assery as sculpting the David and the Pieta, painting the Last Judgment and the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, designing the Dome of St. Peter's Basilica, inspiring Mannerism, living a really long time, and regularly kicking the shit out of Leonardo Da Vinci.
"Hey man, I just came from the Galleria dell' Accademia in Florence. You, know, the museum with Michelangelo Buonarroti's David. It was awesome!"

"I know, right, that guy was such a bad-ass!"
by custer58 April 12, 2010
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Michaelangelo

1. A famous artist from back in the day.
2. Marvin's middle name.
Marvin' middle name is Michaelangelo, that's so crazy!
by MarvinC January 26, 2009
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Michaelangeloism

A woman’s desire to be captured in males’ imaginations as a perfect object of beauty, whether physical, emotional, or intellectual.

Neurotic adherence to it leaves women unable to process categorical statements, especially regarding female nature.
When a woman says that it’s not women’s fault that they don’t initiate conversations or dates because “modern men” aren’t attractive enough, she is displaying Michaelangeloism.
by saintsundere August 31, 2024
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Michelangelo moment

When the tips of two erect penises almost or momentarily touch each other (cf. "The Creation of Adam")
by Kojak_007 August 19, 2019
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