Kakus Exposure

Kakus refers to fecal matter. Kakus exposure is the act of getting Kakus, fecal matter, on any part of your body. The most common cause of Kakus Exposure is obviously anal sex, however there are other ways in which this may occur.

After eating the White Tuna Sushi, Bill had to run to the bathroom at Kyogin. The white tuna upset his stomach causing him to have "peanut butter poopie", while wiping for the 18th time he got some of the "peanut butter poopie" on his fingers. This resulted in a minor case of Kakus Exposure.

After sodomizing a camel, Ahmed had Kakus Exposure on his morronga and developed Morrong Fever. His cousin, Obama Osama Barruq, had to run to the drugstore and get some Morrongicillin so Ahmed wouldn't develop Morrong Fever secondary to Kakus Exposure.

Junior had Kakus Exposure after playing with the sheep in his grandfather's farm. Junior has very bad hand washing habits, while at dinner eating fried chicken he contaminated the dinner, now everyone in Junior's family is in the hospital with Morrong Fever secondary to Kakus Exposure.

by Kinki Louie May 14, 2008

a strong southern exposure

when you have some serious plumber's crack
aka- "don't be a crack baby", "crack attack", "quarter slot"

(scene: your friend is bending over to tie her shoe, while wearing some cute low rise jeans)

You: "hey, you've got a strong southern exposure there!"
Friend: "oh shit! that is serious. thanks!"
You: "yeah, no problem, cute underwear by the way."
Friend: "oh yeah i just got them at goodwill"
You: "oh reeeeaaaally now?" (ew gross ew)

by delaney jane March 5, 2008

Dece Exposure

Is when a male pulls his genitals out in public or at a private party in an effort to take it up a notch.

Bro 1: Yo, I saw you get up on the speaker at that party and pull your dick out. Are you worried about being charged with indecent exposure?
Dilla: Indecent exposure?! No way Bro! More like dece exposure!

by Tunacandick69 November 16, 2011

maximum exposure

A really shitty reality show.

"Hey wanna watch Max X with us?"
"No,I'm gonna have my teeth drilled on instead."

by 0niTTRay March 11, 2004

Northern Exposure

To show, (flash) someone your breasts

The girls on the girls gone wild video give northern exposure

by El Supremo June 27, 2005

exposure

A non-existent form of payment, similar to unicorn piss and mermaid scales. The term "exposure" is only used to trick artists into working for free. If poor people use it, they can't afford art and thus shouldn't get it. If successful people or companies use it, they could pay. But they just choose not to since some artists will fall for this "exposure"-scam nontheless.

"I'm starting a Let's Play-channel on Youtube and could use an avatar, header and some thumbnail art! I already have 103 people following me on twitter. I'll give you tons of exposure!"

"Our company is looking for awesome artists to draw our mascot! Your images will be shown on our instagram! Get on it, artists!"

"I'm a super successful streamer, I'm looking for a few new emotes." - "What do you mean I have to pay?! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I was gonna pay you in exposure but I guess you're too greedy for that."

by Spookipoooh April 2, 2019

Exposure radar

When you are in trouble and have a 1 to 100 risk of being punished at a certain time

“My Exposure Radar is like a 90!! I’m sure I will be going to the principals”

by Furrywar vet August 15, 2019