When two people sit in two bathroom stalls and neither will shit because they don't want the other person to hear them shitting.
I'm so glad we have one bathroom with two stalls for 100 people at this fucking place. I've needed to take a crap for 20 minutes but Doug and Troy are in there in a Mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder December 26, 2021
Get the Mexican shit standoffmug. If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.
"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."
"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”
"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”
by Nilliks October 28, 2017
Get the mexican food standoffmug. When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.
Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.
Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder January 31, 2022
Get the Mexican Shit Standoffmug. by omikes January 9, 2017
Get the Mexican Boner Standoffmug. by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
by Romantic failure May 8, 2021
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
by westynator May 23, 2015
Get the Mexican standoffmug.