Facebook Mittens

The thumbs up symbol on Facebook next to the "Like" button.

I gave her the Facebook Mittens on her status.

by Ol' Trace Face December 11, 2010

Hungarian Mittens

The warm sensation you get when you sit on your hands and fart.

Jim: Dude it's so cold out don't you want to take some gloves?!

Barry: Nah bro I'll just use some Hungarian Mittens.

by weaselman March 30, 2012

Pickle Mitten

Vegetable flavored condom.

Teacher: "Do you guys know what pickle mitten means?"
Student: "No it sounds like a condom"
"No it sounds like a condom"

by currbe March 18, 2015

Dangerous Mittens

cats.

Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!

by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021

Andrew Mitten

Homosexual

That guy named Andrew Mitten is really gay

by Hawgfawma October 3, 2021

Murder Mittens

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.

That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.

by Debbie M. March 12, 2021

Mittens'd

When you're going in to give a "fist bump" to someone and instead of bumping their fist, you completely cover their fist with your open hand and say "Mittens!" in a very high pitched voice.

Tyler and Reed walked up to a couple of cute chicks at the mall. One of the girls makes a smartass comment to Reed, and Tyler says "hell yeah, give me a pound." When the girl puts out her fist, Tyler covers her fist with his open hand and cries out "MITTENS" in a shrill little voice. The cute chick has been "Mittens'd"

by Shadoe Swim March 8, 2010