jetropolitan

the formal mascot of the Jets; something that Jessica Townsend thinks deserves new respect

Jetropolitan: Almost like a Met, but with a J.

by Christopher Pelesko February 18, 2009

Micropolitan

Small towns that offer the best quality of life without metropolitan hassles, and have a greater sense of community, as defined by BizJournal.

Bozeman, Montana, was named the number two micropolitan city in the United States.

by RoddickRemixed August 21, 2008

metropolotan

Denotes a "big city" locale where everyone engages in da classic "hockey on horseback" sport right out in da streets.

Perhaps there'd be less frenetic "galloping about" in a metropolotan area if a large plot of land was set aside for a community park where da equestrian riders could go to play their favorite game, resulting in quieter streets and clearer throughways and thus allowing for more serene and uneventful commuting around da business and residential sectors of said urban area.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

metropolitician

City-slicker dude who works for da government.

Dat urban mucky-muck legislator doesn't have a clue about how county folks have to live --- he's so totally a metropolitician!

by QuacksO May 16, 2023