Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.
After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
by MikeInDC August 29, 2017
Get the Methages mug.Smoking meth and marijuana simultaneously using a crack pipe for the meth with a cone piece full of weed placed in the hole at the top of the bowl and moving the lighter above and below the apparatus to make sure both are rolling.
That shit makes me methamphetajuana have another one!
by Skyehi April 22, 2018
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Abbreviation for methamphetamine. A great alternative to sleeping, eating, showering and sanity. Can also cause user to feel the need to take shit apart for no good reason and they may also have hallucinations (aka shadow people). Also causes an increased desire for sex or extremely long masturbation sessions if sex is unavailable.
Hey would you like to go grab some lunch?
No thanks I just smoked a bowl of meth, so I'm gonna go jerk off for a while.
No thanks I just smoked a bowl of meth, so I'm gonna go jerk off for a while.
by Wasuntme March 14, 2014
Get the Meth mug.3,4-Methylenedioxybenzyl chloride (MDBnCl; Piperonylchloride; Sesamyl methyl chloride; 3,4-Methylenedioxyphenyl methyl chloride) is a chemical that is used in organic synthesis. It's melting point is 20.5 °C. It's boiling point is 97-100 ° at 1 mmHg. MDBnCl is used to synthesize other chemicals like MDP2P (3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanone) and MDP2Bu 3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Butanone; 1-(3,4-Methylenedioxy)phenyl-2-butanone via MDBn-MgCl (3,4-Methylenedioxybenzyl magnesium chloride) and acetonitrile or propionitrile and HCl acid work-up.
3,4-Methylenedioxybenzyl chloride is very useful in the laboratory.
by CognitiveFuel October 29, 2022
Get the 3,4-Methylenedioxybenzyl chloride mug.Abbreviation for the word Methamphetamine. A powerful stimulant, Meth affects the Dopamine Receptors in your brain, boosting dopamine units to 1500, over seven times more than ejaculation(meth scientifically feels better than nutting lmao). Use of the Substance is usually noted by dilated pupils, erratic behavior, irritability, paranoia, euphoria, strange speaking patterns, lack of attention span, etc. Affects of the substance include intense euphoria, anxiety relief, increased empathy, and more. It should be noted that the affects a substance will have on you are unique to you alone, for drugs like weed, the range of affects are limited enough that there is a lot of overlap in experience, but for drugs like meth, the range of affects and interactions is so high that it is possible for two people to feel two completely different things from the same dose of meth, from the same batch. Side affects can include addiction, paranoia, insomnia, lack of sleep, weight loss, irritability, soreness, hallucinations, withdrawal and more.
As a former user, I beg of you, please do not use this substance. I won’t tell you that you’ll be hooked immediately, hell, you might not even like it. But the risk is too big, and no matter how good it will make you feel, it won’t be enough to make up for it tearing apart your life if you let it. I’ve met many people who can control their addiction, but I’ve met 20x that who couldn’t. No matter what, be safe, and remember: never trust a tweaker
As a former user, I beg of you, please do not use this substance. I won’t tell you that you’ll be hooked immediately, hell, you might not even like it. But the risk is too big, and no matter how good it will make you feel, it won’t be enough to make up for it tearing apart your life if you let it. I’ve met many people who can control their addiction, but I’ve met 20x that who couldn’t. No matter what, be safe, and remember: never trust a tweaker
“Yo bro, you wanna hit this?”
“What is it?”
“Meth.”
“...”
“....”
“....”
“So, you wanna hit it?”
“Only thing I’m bout hit is you, dumbass, put that shit down and take this dab. Give me that torch.”
“What is it?”
“Meth.”
“...”
“....”
“....”
“So, you wanna hit it?”
“Only thing I’m bout hit is you, dumbass, put that shit down and take this dab. Give me that torch.”
by Goddamnimtiredofthisshit November 30, 2020
Get the Meth mug.An extremely stinky bathroom- one that smells like an overflowing septic tank is right underneath it. Meth labs generally have several stalls, each of which is equally noxious.
I'll be right back I have to go make a deposit in the methane lab.
The meth lab in the videotpae department where I work smells like its overflowing with 60 years of shit.
The meth lab in the videotpae department where I work smells like its overflowing with 60 years of shit.
by Scott KABC December 17, 2006
Get the methane lab mug.Someone who looks like they've been fed nothing but off brand pop-tarts and crystal meth since they were a fetus. They weigh next to nothing, have disproportionate body parts and appear to have stunted growth.
by Crimsondeath798 September 6, 2016
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