methanic

When someone was born farting, they are methanic.

"What is that smell?!" asked Sofia. "I'm sorry! I cannot help constantly farting! I am methanic you know!" Sarah insisted.

by SFS2000 February 24, 2011

Medhanie

Medhanie, not to be confused with Medhoney. Medhanies are little babies who reside in the Nasty Northwest. Don't expect Medhanies to eat any foods that include onions, avocados, pickles, or meat that is not well done etc. Medhanies are very picky eaters. Medhanies DO love to eat french fries, breakfast sandwiches, thai food, and enjoy drinking white chocolate mochas from time to time as well. To keep a Medhanie happy, it is imperative that you allow him to think that he is a genious, and let him win fantasy football games as often as possible. But, if you keep a Medhanie happy he will be a very loyal friend. You want a Medhanie on your side!

Damn look at that sexy guy Medhanie! I think I'll order him a vodka sprite and a well done burger, no onions.

by ilovesnails November 11, 2012

methanite

A person who shows physical and behavioral signs of being addicted to crystal meth.

Did you see that methanite's rotten teeth?

by HPD April 3, 2007

methanol legs

the direct contact of methanol upon a complacent testers legs while filling a batch nipple to some tubing. resulting in the need to change coveralls so not to allow testicles to shrivel further. the only way to cure methanol legs is to drink gibsons wiskey untill temporrary blindness sets in.

tyler: hey look at me im not paying attention to what im doing because im thinking of boning fat campies and licking toes....ummmm.... toes.
ryan: hey dipshit pay attention to what your doin your getting methanol legs.......god.

by rye an scotch February 9, 2010

Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.

Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

Methane breath Mint

The act of farting inside someones open mouth.

Her mouth was agape so I decided to give her methane breath mint.

by gimpfeet April 1, 2009

Methane Mistress

Methane Mistress is an underground multigenre producer and a micro-celebrity DJ and raver from Austria. She mostly known for her Gorenoise, HardTekk, Goregrind, Pornogrind, Slam Death Metal, HexD + her unique mixing and production style. Methane Mistress is currently signed to a label that currently is unknown due to her profiles being banned from an album cover that apparently was not properly sensored. Methane Mistress has been making music and noise since 2015 and released her first album, of the gorenoise genre in 2016 by the help of her brother as revealed in an interview.

John: Just found Methane Mistress' 2021 tracks after 2 years of searching!

Jane: You get no hoes.

by Lollyhead April 20, 2023