Appears to be a small, over populated town with too many bored police officers looking to bust kids for everything from talking on their cell phones in their cars that their parents bought them to buying alcohol with a fake ID at the Vineyard to going 120 in a 65 mph zone on the way to LBI. Kids start smoking pot and drinking as early as 6th grade and are damn proud of it. We're not snobs, we're just better than you. Shawnee kids party harder than most decent colleges and know it. We graduate highschool with the knowledge of bong ripping, beer funneling, shot pounding, and drunk driving. And we HATE school because, well, the administation and faculty are heartless, braindead, assholes. We know the backroads to any shore and go there constantly, especially in the wintertime. We frequent Camden and party in the parking lot, returning home unscathed, because we're fearless. We've all been to a bonfire in the woods somewhere, and we all know that kid who can hook us up with any drug imaginable. If it weren't for the Super Wawa and Riv we'd go hungry. We know that Wednesday night means all-you-can-eat at Pics on Rt 206. Everyone in Medford is either there to stay forever and doomed for eternity or WANTS OUT.
by allison April 14, 2005
Get the Medford,NJ mug.A tiny, overdeveloped piece of land which has/had 22 lakes and a P.J. Whelihan's. Medford Lakes includes its own k-8 school system and underworked, overpaid police force which has nothing better to do than roam the streets aimlessly. While there may be drug activity in ml, not everyone does drugs or knows where to buy pot, contrary to the beliefs of many snobs from surrounding areas. The high of a typical 'laker' kid is getting out of our school system into Shawnee High School or BCIT. While Medford Lakes may not be the best place in the world, at least we don't have rich snobs or rapists and murderers.
by medford is just jealous September 17, 2005
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A school where 6th graders already suck dick and send nudes and by 7th already had anal. In the bathrooms you don’t get in trouble for smoking weed because nobody gives a fuck.
“yo dude 6th grade is awesome I just got head” “haha I just got high as fuck in the bathroom of Medford memorial middle school”
by smdhoetryme September 20, 2017
Get the Medford Memorial Middle School mug.Medford High School is a highschool locted in Medford Massachusetts. This school is famous for having a bunch of “flatayons” create an “I’m offended box” that resides in the main office, with the “I’m offended box” it makes it easier than ever for students to anonymously report another student that hurt their feelings with words. The term “flatayons” is a term used for classification, in definition the term means “a flatayon is a flat bitch who thinks they won’t be flat if they work themselves out to 4% body fat” it derives from the English term “flat”. Medford High School is full of people who have the brains of apes that decide to settle their differences with a fist fight rather than a civilized argument. At Medford High School if you are not a racial minority it is impossible to say anything without being proclaimed as a racist, homophobe, or sexist. Most students who attend Medford High School are not smart enough to think of a reasonable comeback or argument so they resort to violence. Be very careful because if you even think about defending yourself anywhere in the United States then you will be immediately reprimanded by the staff at Medford High School.
by Use your best guess February 23, 2019
Get the Medford high school mug.school where the admin. is screwed up and think that stores make "mid-thigh" length shorts. girls are either sluts or losers. pretty good teachers though... ps team 8-4 is not all losers!!
by shannon w April 20, 2005
Get the Medford Memorial Middle School mug.Medford: <noun> Med-ferd: A pack of beer, usually a six pack, that is two beers short. See also Pulling a Medford
"We asked each guy to bring a six pack to the NCAA Tournament Championship party, but Johnny only showed up with a Medford."
by ryank1224 April 6, 2010
Get the Medford mug.you no its bullshit soem kid from medford rights about ml being full of drug addicts and yea youre fuckin right thats true but noone form medford is better then anyone from lakes see in lakes we dont run around with a bottle of dirty vodka and daddys money screaming were wasted
we throw down like its our job we got the nicest green and freshest champagne so fuck anyone else dude lakes is the party
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we throw down like its our job we got the nicest green and freshest champagne so fuck anyone else dude lakes is the party
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by bob stone March 28, 2005
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