Mistress

A woman other than his wife with whom a married man has an ongoing sexual relationship

by Allison July 15, 2003

Mistress Day

The day before Valentine's day typically reserved for a man taking out his mistress or girlfriend. On Valentine's Day a man is "required" to take out his wife or steady girlfriend. However, the restaurants, bars and clubs are packed on February 13th for the better looking women in a man's life.

Mistress Day gifts are typically always jewelry and lingerie, while Valentine's day gifts are chocolate and teddy bears.

The most popular day for "short stay" hotel bookings.

A man said to his wife on February13th, "I'll be working late tonight, I'll make up for it tomorrow on Valentine's Day". Secretly he was preparing his cover for Mistress Day celebrations!

by Rob bie April 1, 2012

se mettre la race

boire beaucoup ou trop d'alcool(et vomir après).

"Demain, il va se mettre la race"

by P_12 December 23, 2008

metre

The length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum during the time interval of 1/299792458 seconds.

The caesium 133 atom can switch periods of radiation 30.663318988498369762190615215544 times in the time it takes light to travel 1 metre.

by lj90 September 28, 2007

Mistress day

The day before St-Valentines, February 13th, which is known as the official Mistress Day.

Dude: I got my flowers and chocolate ready for my wife for St-Valentine's day yet I'm missing the gift for my mistress for Mistress Day that's coming right before. Oh and I'll also need tons of condoms.

by Dr Manian March 29, 2012

Mercury Mistress

"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.

Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .

by Robsatx November 5, 2005

Mestrandrea

A fake friend. Someone you are only friends with for clout. Or maybe they are friends with you for clout. Either way, that's a mestrandrea.

Frank: Are you really friends with Mark?

Robert: No Frank, he's just my mestrandrea.

Frank: How?

Robert: He's popular! Being his friend will make me popular too!

by Supreme Leader Choke November 16, 2019